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            Once again, I present a fugitive from my ART331 class, but first I'd like to dip into the e-mail. Since you all saw that this was rated 'X', I'll post some of the weirder things that have popped into my mailbox (pardon the pun):

PEOPLE:
            "Will, you're a pussy! Meet me at the main lobby in school tomorrow, Oct.3 for a fight. I'm going to kick your ass. By the way, did you find your blue duotang yet?  See you later to rumble, Jack-ass" - GOPHA KIERSELF
            "Hi will how are you on this fine october night. your tits are so big and hard. in case you are wondering who this is it is your lover... Troy Aikman" - sent from the computer of DAN SARGEANT (implying that he himself didn't send it)
                "wiLLIAM, HI IREALLY CARE THAT YOU WON AND STUFF BUT GET A LIFE. I'M HOPING YOU AREN'T COMING OVER TO AUNT SALLY & 'UNCA SAMS THIS SUMMER SO I CAN HAVE A HALF DECENT SUMMER WITHOUT YOU HI THIS IS ALLYS FRIEND AMBER FROM WHAT I HEAR YOUR A BIG DORK SO I'LL TAKE ALLYS WORD FOR IT. WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOU'RE PRECIOUS LITTLE COMPUTER AND GET A  LIFE. TELL YOUR BULLY " BEAT HIM UP , BEAT HIM UP"!!!!!!! NOW HERES HER OTHER FRIEND BLAKE- I JUST GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA "SUCK IT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH! DON TURN YOUR BACK ON THE WOLFPAC,YA MIGHT WIND UP IN A BODY BAG SOOOOOO SUCK IT AGAIN! AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!! YEAH SO ANY WAY JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME AND I'LL STAY AWAY FROM YOU (NO PROBLEM), AND I'LL HAVE A PEACEFUL SUMMER WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND WTIHOUT YOU BYE ALLY" - "ALLY"
            "I would appreciate the absence of a link to my homepage from yours considering I more or less insult CPA for its poor funding..." - (I don't wish to say who that was...)
            "hay sweet tits hows it going dont you think its time for a braw so they wont flop around." - from someone with access to the 'Test User' in our computer lab

            Well, that took the wind right out of my sails... click here to send me a NICE message. Please. You know something, I don't even want to write any essays, reviews, or anything tonight, because of these stupid bastards at school!! I'm not even going to post anything else until I have a "sweet tits" free day... no, I mean a whole week free of "sweet tits" insults!! Or any insults. That's it!! No more harassment, cyber or real-time!! You guys who harass me have been running my life for the past five years, and I have put up with it long enough! Goodbye until everyone at CPA can learn how to treat me with respect.

ADDENDUM FOR 10/31/1998: Evidently, this new initiative of mine paid off. Updates have now resumed. Thank you everyone!! The 'fugitive from ART331' was an article about harassment!! Coincidence?!

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