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A View from the Solarium RETRACTION: This one is probabally the funniest on my site... wish I had written it first.

            The funny thing about this "essay" is that I didn't write it. My friend Zachary got hold of a list similar to this, and he is responsible for about half the items on it. ADDENDUM for May 29th, 1998: While net surfing, I found that he actually robbed it from here, and now he will probably kill me. =) If you like it (I found it so funny that I was practically on the floor with laughter!), E-Mail him, and maybe you can even view his webpage. Suffice it to say, he thought my page sucked, so you and he probably have a lot in common!! =)

                                     HOW TO BE A MORON

            -The 96 commandments of Moronism, created by the twisted mind of I, Zachary.

How to be annoying Addendum: He actually DID just that!! Don't let him have your address! =)

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