We have a few. Sort of.

Or maybe we just have pictures that we can't show you for some reason.

Or entire articles.

It happens. Back when this site was popular, I used to get e-mail requests concerning some of our "undocumented features."

1) Reason: I just don't want to show them.

- Go to /photos/old
- The .html file you're looking for is like "2cip," but it's spelled backwards.

2) Reason: Threat of litigation. I wish I was kidding.

- Go to /photos/old
- Chose an event:

fair
zoo
ferry_ride
reunion
prom
tetherball

It's one of those.

3) When a document has been changed because of threats, there's often a backup copy with the same filename, except that the new file name has "dlo" spelled backwards on the end of them. Try this one, for instance.

4) I'm disorganized, so sometimes I do it the other way around, with my D'Lo Brown appreciation (but backwards) on the front of the filename. Try this one, for instance. This one will have the one gone from the end of it in it's alternate form.

5) Go to /docs and play around. There's probably some stuff in there that I've uploaded and just haven't linked to for whatever reason. Some are just left over revisions, but there are unfinished stories in there as well.

6) Go find my old Geocites account. There, you will be presented with a link to my online diary. The old address is mentioned somewhere on this site - browse the articles to find it.

Have fun.