By one or two requests, here's a shot of The Hat. I really did
smile in a few pictures, but none of them looked any good. Not that this
picture looks good, though.
So now, the big question...
I'm considering upgrading William Matheson's
place on my links page a bit, at least as much so that he overtakes MICHAELFOX.COM.
What do you think? And I've also forgotten how to replicate my exact 'updates'
style. That kind of stinks.
As a continuation of local joe's exclusive Hat coverage (like
anybody else would cover it), maybe you'd enjoy reading the Ode
to My Hat I scribbled out during my free period.
Also, CD reviews have been added
for The Essex Green,
Music Tapes, and Neutral
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. What? You expected
me to review groups you've heard of??
Finally got a new picture and poll for the front page. And now
that it's over, I'll give the official explanation on that last wonky survey:
The question was "sTuy#kae l^fhax Oi(tceq?" (meaning, "Are you or anyone
you know aware of the Chisolm family's connection to the Mob?") and the
answers were a number of options along the lines of "What the hell are
you talking about?" accompanied with one possible gibberish response.
Incredibly, over 60% answered "%gEdbilpo." (meaning, "Yes.") I find that
really funny. Especially since now I'll have to trace your ip numbers back
to your homes, then kill all of you. Sorry!
The Perspective just came out, so I have no choice but to update
the newspaper feature this weekend.
What does that mean? Nothing. Nobody reads the newspaper!!
Just that you can read here the puny, worthless article with Dan
Da Man Budgell. Thanks for the positive response to Nazi,
by the way. It was a piece of crap, but you losers wouldn't appreciate
anything better... even Ms. Ray obviously understands that! "Pearls
before siwine...", as they say.
I'm also zeroing in on writing some new CD
reviews - of groups I guarantee you've never heard of - that I've been
putting off for a month. The big secret on the reviews is this: I am still
the biggest Sloan fan in the Universe!! I'm just trying to hide it by reviewing
other music and by giving the Sloan albums only mediocre ratings. And even
though I own six copies of "Oops... I did it again", I can't review it
because it would conflict with my fake tastes in music that I'm trying
to establish here. And then there's that four paragraph story I wrote in
the summer and never finished. Maybe it'll show up. Not!!
One last thing: I'm linking to this site in that project for WAPME,
so there's a small chance that Mr. Law (the coolest damn teacher in the
world, second only to Professor Pitcarin!) will come 'round. In other
everyone be real polite in the guestbook!
So sorry, you'll have to debate my sexual orientation somewhere
Definitive proof that I've gone
off the deep end. Oh, this isn't a link to a story, this is just
one of those old poems I wrote... you said you wanted proof!
As a project for WAPME 12 (Word, Appliance, & Meat Grinding), I've
been making a webpage for the CPA Film & Video Club, and it could possibly
find a home on local joe. On that topic, we're always looking
for new members, and if we want a decent Film Fest this year we have to
get started making pathetic school films as soon as possible. If
you have anything to contribute, even an idea for a movie, please contact
me. But I personally think that the whole thing will be going to pot very
And why do I not have my own guestbook
war like that of Michael
Fox? I want one! Argue, dammit! Start insulting one
another! Just leave me out of it, or I'll kick your ass. My team
of nerds and I will exact vengance!!