I know their name. I saw their picture in the paper yesterday.\n\nI know their name. I saw the story that was written on the page.\n\nI know their name. I used to play with them, they lived a block away.\n\nI know their name. Their father used to drive a light blue Chevrolet.\n\nI know their name. I used to play with them, I swear I know their name.\n\n>-- Men Without Hats You must be the change you wish to see in the world.\n\n>-- Mahatma Gandhi Are you aware that the kids call you "Super Mario?"\n\n>-- William Matheson \n\n -- Ray Whitman In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for.\n\n>-- Paul Lutus Now that school's over I have nothing better to do with my time than email freaks like you (no offense) about their weird (but cool) homepages. Yours, I must say was a real gem. The most thought out, diverse, humorous, cynical and just plain weird homepage I've ever come across.\n\n>-- Anonymous im gonna be perfectly honest with you. I just checked your site. And i see nothing interesting about it at all. perhaps you should add some things that might be more entertaining, if its a personal Domain, you dont need a FAQ section.\n\n>-- Krista Mitchell Well, if I break it, I have to buy it.\n\n>-- Dennis Tito I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.\n\n>-- Galileo Galilei Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.\n\n>-- Paul Lutus If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.\n\n>-- Florynce R. Kennedy I'm like STOPPING making movies soon.\n\n> - Michael Fox It has been said that the primary function of schools is to impart enough facts to make children stop asking questions. Some, with whom the schools do not succeed, become scientists.\n\n>-- Knut Schmidt-Nielsen The only thing high school math prepares you for is to become a high school math teacher.\n\n>-- Michael Kidson Aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus...\n\n>-- "Weird Al" Yankovic Your poetry is as beautiful as self-inflicted shotgun wounds.\n\n>-- Kevin K. Bremner [I've switched] to a less crappy computer with a temporary video card that only gives me 16 colours. As I write this I'm squinting to penetrate a lattice of white and grey passing itself off as light grey, serving to be neither white nor grey nor light grey but rather the shape and pattern of a parking lot inhabited by the entire bird population of the east coast.\n\n>-- Joe Chisholm Windows doesn't crash; it just falls over!\n\n>-- William Matheson I've only been watching wrestling since Unforgiven 2001, but I'm already starting to realize that the lifespan of an angle is determined by how many McMahons are involved in it.\n\n> -- William Matheson If you really want to be lonely, get married.\n\n>-- Gloria Steinem Anyone who tells you that you can't be yourself is usually trying to sell you something.\n\n>-- William Matheson A person who won't think has no advantage over one who can't think.\n\n>-- Paul Lutus I don't predict the future. I try to prevent it.\n\n>-- Ray Bradbury You are the craziest guy I have ever met.\n\n>-- Liam Arbuckle You know, you probably shouldn't put your kindergarten on your résumé.\n\n>-- Chad Schofield Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.\n\n>-- Isadora Duncan I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores as in these United States. No man can form an adequate idea of the real meaning of the word, without coming here.\n\n>-- Charles Dickens Well, I just hope we all had fun. Despite rumors to the contrary, the reason we go to school is to have fun. In university or college, on the other hand, the theme is learning. So let's enjoy what we have left to the fullest. Savor the moment. If elected, I'll have a kickin' speech ready that will be somewhere to the left of inspirational and a yard from funny. But probably better than that, even. So let's go Cheetahs and thank you for your time.\n\n>-- William Matheson Soap to the people!\n\n>-- William Matheson I like Winnie the Pooh. He doesn't pretend to be something he's not.\n\n>-- Doug Pitcairn Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick.\n\n>-- Bill Gates American education is based on a teacher handing out leaves ripped from the knowledge tree, which the teacher briefly glimpsed, once.\n\n>-- Paul Lutus Oh, don't worry about the Ontario crunch - SMU will take you!\n\n>-- William Matheson That's so stupid; Kurt doesn't suck. For every one of those "You Suck" signs, there's ten people with "Kurt Angle Is My Olympic Hero" signs.\n\n>-- Paul Fox What was it that sucked about "The Artifact?" Was it the writing or the directing? The actors?\n\n>-- William Matheson \n\n-- Chris Spencer When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears.\n\n>-- Paul Lutus Late-teens abstinence? What a waste of youth.\n\n>-- William Matheson In my opinion, it is better to remain in the realm of feeling than to begin a journey toward reason that stops at belief.\n\n>-- Paul Lutus No, I'm not getting high tonight. I want to enjoy myself.\n\n>-- William Matheson Oh, bitch bitch bitch. This website was not created solely for the entertainment of the seething rabble that frequents it. I've got better things to do with my life than assemble meaniingless absurdo-literature or self-deprecating tales of woe to amuse characters who desperately need to act their age rather than their grade average. If I ever discover that I'm unkowingly catering to the morons of the world, please vivisect me and distribute the pieces in the clothing of said morons where no one will notice the stench. If that sounds harsh to you, you're probably not the topic of the moment's discussion.\n\n>-- Joe Chisholm Out o' tune, sir: ye lie. Art any more than a steward? Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?\n\n>-- Sir Toby Belch, Twelfth Night No, it's not funny. We've had a lot of people come here and ask what time the Noon Gun goes off.\n\n>-- Paul Fox She looks like she's having Tantric sex.\n\n>-- Hurst Gannon \n\n-- Brooke Barnard I am an actress!\n\n>-- Brooke Barnard I'm pushing the sliders! I'm making the cuts!\n\n>-- Steve Yorke William likes improv. Michael does not.\n\n>-- Michael Fox The [Linux] community should start by removing all of [the contested code] and removing all knowledge they had of that code and not use any of it in any form to develop a successor for it. They can start work on that right now.\n\n>-- Chris Sontag They are smoking crack.\n\n>-- Linus Torvalds What's the point of being a Frosh Leader if you can't bang Frosh?\n\n>-- Daniel Howard-Aker No, I'm not a photographer. I just take too many pictures.\n\n>-- William Matheson You only get to name your boat once, so you should give it some thought. A lot of men name their boat after the woman who tolerates the boat's existence -- this is dangerous, because the boat may outlast the relationship, then you have to start over. But most people try to show some personal cleverness or make a statement. While I sailed I kept lists of boat names -- most pretentious (example: "Born Free," a boat probably owned by a bank), banal (please, no more "Sea Breeze"), hard to spell out on the radio ("Thalassa Experience III"), and just clever (a tie between "MicroShip" and "AllSummer's Disease").\n\n>-- Paul Lutus William, hi I really care that you won and stuff but get a life. I'm hoping you aren't coming over to Aunt Shirley & Unca' Shane's this summer so I can have a half decent summer without you. Yeah so anyway just stay away from me and I'll stay away from you (no problem), and I'll have a peaceful summer with my boyfriend and wtihout you bye Brandy\n\n>-- Brandy MacClure I would appreciate the absence of a link to my homepage from yours considering I more or less insult CPA for its poor funding.\n\n>-- Anonymous And, oh! A WWE-themed wireless phone! That'll get the company out of its financial woes!\n\n>-- Dan Lovranski \n\n-- Jeff Marek Indeed, I have observed that this guard of prudence, like the trained bands, is always readiest to go on duty where there is the least danger. It often basely and cowardly deserts those paragons for whom all the men are wishing, sighing, dying, and spreading every net in their power; and constantly attends at the heels of that higher order of women for whom the other sex have a more distant and awful respect, and whom (from despair, I suppose, of success) they never venture to attack.\n\n>-- Henry Fielding No amount of observations of white swans can allow the inference that all swans are white, but the observation of a single black swan is sufficient to refute that conclusion.\n\n>-- Karl Popper